I went over to Geoff's the other day to help him pack up his miscellanea only to find him in front of his computer, AGONIZING over the Froot Piez slogan. It was a beautiful sight.

I don't know what Nietzsche would have thought of the Fruit Pie. It makes no excuses for itself, and I think he would have respected that.

And now your Donnie Murphy Update:

Tuesday night Donnie Murphy went 2-for-4, and the children of America learned to believe in themselves again. Wednesday saw him at 1-for-4, raising his average to .236, bringing about the end of world hunger.

- Count Dolby von Luckner