Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

--Geoff

There are a bunch of dudes in history that you really didn't want to fight mano a mano. Charles XII of Sweden, who wrestled bears to death. Abe Lincoln, whose early local political influence was due largely to the street cred he picked up while out-fighting the local toughs. Nathan Bedford Forrest, who wasn't above using dead or mostly dead people as bullet shields if things got out of hand....

Henry VIII is also on that list. Well-nigh unbeatable on the jousting field, he stood six foot two in an age when malnutrition and bone devils made growth after the age of twelve an unlikely proposition. And he was considerably pissed off at the Catholics by this point in life, all of which adds up to eight pounds of Punched Face for Loyola, it seems...

- Count Dolby von Luckner