Technically, our Napoleon is from 1806 and so would have already known about Josephine's extra-curricular man-humping (the first intimations of which he got wind of as early as 1796, and which he responded to with his own bit of wenching in 1798) were this the NORMAL timeline, which it isn't.

Finding a voice for Falco is probably the hardest thing writing-wise I've had to do in a while. I think I am mainly keying off those parts of his lyrics that suggest he spent a lot of time around jazz musicians in their mid forties who thought that Hollywood Beatnik Lingo + Cocaine = Eternally Relevant Speech of THE YOUNG. But then I give a listen to Mutter, Der Mann mit dem Koks ist da and I feel deeply ashamed of myself...

- Count Dolby von Luckner