I used to annoy one of my old college roommates with a sock puppet named Dr. Spencer that was specially constructed to annoy said roommate.

The rules of puppetry, as I understand them from my time with Dr. Spencer, are as follows:

1.) Blame all of your shortcomings on the puppet.
2.) Speak in the most annoying falsetto you can manage.
3.) Act shocked when the puppets suggests (or outright says) horrible things about your roommate.

--Geoff

It's been about a month since we've seen Frederick and the gang, so my fingers were especially happy to be drawing that ole Chapeau again.

To my discredit as an expert on extraneous frippery, I did not know what a sachet was until Geoff put it in this script. The shame, it runs deep.

- Count Dolby von Luckner