So, there's the little matter of Alexander the Great now owning the world to take care of, which is as fine a place as any to start this new arc which will soon have us in a brand new century full of quaint local custom and, from time to time, the Dutch. For those who came on recently, and want to know just how Alexander managed to rule Everything, here is a fine place to start.

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- Count Dolby von Luckner