As we saw roughly THREE HUNDRED episodes ago, when Old Fritz comes out to play, stuff starts getting REAL.

Speaking of insane numbers, one week from today we'll be launching Episode 500 - with many a festivity planned for those who have been loyally standing by us these many years! Keep your eyes fixed on the Twitter (@ftgcomic) for more details!

And now, some more ECCC sketches!

I call this one, simply, "Two Less Wizards"

There are some craniums that hold too much for even Zombie Abe to eat their fill of:

And speaking of Zombie Abe, here he is eating a convention attendee as the Lorax urges him on!

And what day is complete without James K. Polk preparing to invade Mexico while mounted on a Triceratops?

- Count Dolby von Luckner