While Geoff is off in Australia, I decided to write this silly, silly thing that amuses me. Jim Backus's voice comes up in my internal thought processes an unnaturally common amount, so I suppose it was inevitable that, at some point, that voice would work its way into a hat. Here's the man himself, making an Old Fashioned as it ought to be made, with the faint possibility of death looming in the background.

- Count Dolby von Luckner